riverthevampireslayer:

tincanlantern:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

m4ge:

likethedickens:

HE’S BACK

this man is the best storyteller ever

I CAN’T

I CAN’T EFFING BREATH

literal tears in my eyes

this guy needs to narrate children’s books

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Hipster’s really seem to like taking photo’s of their crotches..

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Kidnapping is such a strong word. I like to think of it as “Surprise Adoption”.

i-like-pigeons:

I would never unfollow anyone for posting personal stuff. Tumblr is a place to get out your feelings not bottle them up inside and pretend like you are okay.

queen-cry-baby:

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troiansy:

apriki:

Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.

#your soul is made of lies and half eaten lolipops

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